Girl Code (via brocius)
no, it’s because you’re wearing the wrong ones most likely and I can see your underwear clear as day. Victoria ain’t got no secrets over there..
Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag
no because he did nazi it coming
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho