July 2012
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So this happened to me while carhopping today...
Me: Hi! welcome to sonic, what can I get you today?
Man: yes, can I get a footlong chili cheese coney.
Me: yes i'll have that right out, your total is ...
Me: *walks out with food* okay your total is ...
Man: Are you GAY??
Me: excuse me:??!?
Man: I asked " Are you GAY?"
Me: umm sir thats none of...
Man: *cuts me off before I finish* just answer the question
Me: *sighs* yes sir I am gay, now your total is ...
Man: I don't want to be served my food by you. I want to be served by a faithful christian. Please have a christian carhop bring me a different coney.
Me: sir I am a faithful christian, now your total is...
Man: I said I want a GOOD FAITHFUL CHRISTIAN to bring me my food, not some filth that they shouldnt have let work here.
Me: *walks inside to get manager*
Manager: sir what seems to be the problem
Man: I don't want this filthy abonation against god serving me my food. please bring me a different coney that wasnt touched by him
Manager: ok sir *walks inside takes coney out of bag spits in it puts it back in and takes it back to the man* sir please don't come back to this sonic, thank you.
Me: *screams VICTORY inside my head*
Mom: You need to get out more.
Me: Mom, can I go out?
Mom: No.
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June 2012
peetababy:
have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head?
like what are you a gardener
