September 2011
alright I think we can sit by the stairs or something, its not like were doing anything, or im going to leave campus, i dont see the problem with it. .__.
Ok I’m here and theres no narq by the stairs. I’m parked next to it.
You said to stay naked.Welllll there’s no point ifffff you’re not here :’(. Wahhhh and I’ll be cold.
de que hablas ?
I just noticed imma reply along with the bby announcement that took me 2 min to make lmao.
Okay well. I just got out the shower. Need to put some clothing on.
Welllll there’s no point ifffff you’re not here :’(. Wahhhh and I’ll be cold.
ITS SHOWERRRRR TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Finally cochina. You don’t have to do it for me anymore. Do it for the baby.
Marvin's Room
WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE BEGINNING I WAS LIKE
THEN THE BEAT DROPPED AND I WAS LIKE
THEN HE SAID “FUCK THAT NIGGA” I WAS LIKE
THEN THE NEXT VERSE I WAS LIKE
THE HE STARTED RAPPING I WAS LIKE
WHEN IT WAS OVER I WAS LIKE
THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW DEEP THIS SONG WAS AND I WAS LIKE
Pfttt nigguh puhleasee, Demandinggg muchhh.?
Need that license plate?! Gezzusss. And I read it. And replied.
showerrrrrr
i expect an emaillllllllllllll.
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
fuckcokeimsnortinghitlersashes:
1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorceptionthis has been a post
Omg.
CLITORFERENCE
“Clitorference——HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHA OMGGGG
ummm hello! we were talking about her child development project. so we started talking about baby pictures. b/c of the next thing she has to do is make up the announcment thingg
Ahahaha thanks. Did she tell you se wants us to have 13 kids?!
<3
Okay okay okay. I’m adorable I got it. Thank you babaaay. But why are you talking about me as a baby?Not cool babe. But whatever. Youre the boss.
well vanessa called and you as a little kid came upp and I told her i’d show her pictures. I haaaaaad tooo babe youre frikken adorableeeeee<3
